Total Medals Earned: 487 (From 77 different games.) Total Medal Score: 6,525 Points
Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/135 points)
Eat 10 yeti.
Eat 100 animals.
Eat 200 elves.
Eat 20 flying spaghetti.
Take out Santa!
Get over 100 combo.
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/95 points)
Eat something tasty.
Eat 100 cows.
Eat 200 Nyan Cats.
Destroy a UFO.
Take down a jumbo jet.
Fully evolve and beat all the levels.
Medals Earned: 22/44 (175/500 points)
You got impaled by a Gobblo's arrow!
Ouch. You took an arrow straight to the neckery.
Yeowch. You took a nasty arrow to the stomachial region.
You found the baseball bat!
You've earned extra kupo!
You found the fanboy hoodie! It's from your favorite game of all time!
The kitchen knife that you found has turned into the battle dagger! Shweet!
You got yourself some bombs! Now, let's go blow s**t up!
You got the Soul Bangle dude! Now you can throw blue fireballs! Hadoken!
You've found a way to get the Steel Sword! Congratulations!
The bat that you found has turned into a wooden sword!
You got split into two by a bandit elf! Crap!
You got impaled by a bandit elf's thrown sword! Deadly!
You found the hidden skull!
Start the game... press the play button.
You beat the crap out of that bandit elf! Yeesh...
Kill the Gobblo with the Battle Dagger!
You found the Goober action figurine!
You used the jumping spin attack on that blondie of a bandit elf! Good work.
The bandit threw a knife at you and gotcha right through the heart!
You found the knife!
You found the magical shrunken head!
You caught a giant fist to the face... and exploded. True story.
You used the Soul Bangle to send a powerful blast of blue energy at an unlucky bandit elf.
You chucked a bomb at a bandit and blew his guts all over the place!
You said, "Screw it!" and threw your dagger at a bandit's face! Shweet!
You found the dead blue bird!
You electrocuted a bandit elf via a Super Pretendo controller!
You stuck a dangerously sharp dagger into the fleshy face of an outclassed bandit elf... Nicely done.
You found the only way to die in scene 1!
You made the Gobblo enemy shoot himself in the face! Cool!
You killed a Gobblo with the wooden sword!
You failed to block an incoming vertical slash... tsk, tsk...
Dude.... You so shouldn't have made Hobart mad, dude.
You killed yourself using an immensely heavy rock!
You used an ultra-powerful, double spin slash to decimate the bandit elf who deserved it!
The Ogre grabbed you and squeezed you until you went "pop"
Looks like you TRIED to block, buuuut..... yeeeaaahhh....
Whoah... Don't you think that was a bit... uh, overkill? It was entertaining though.
Sooo, yeah, you should try blocking sometime....
You found the video game controller!
You found bird poop! Yay!
You freakin' beat the freakin' game! Holy moly!
You've defeated the Ogre! Holy crap!
Medals Earned: 7/76 (55/1,200 points)
Set a foe on fire, and watch them burn.
Seriously stress out a chicken. Just don't stab it.
Defeat your first foe, and become a hardened killer.
Find a Slime Cat and discover the Warp Zone.
Smash 100 Idols on the loading screen, because clicking randomly makes the game load faster.
Push an unwanted block out of the way. It will not be missed.
Enter Ashwood Forest for the first time.
Deal 300 damage with a single hit.
Deal 3,000 damage with a single hit
Check out some of the art galleries.
Watch a player die, as you do nothing to help.
Kill yourself with a spell or summon.
Use a key to access new treasures, but you should have figured that out on your own.
Walk on lava and get hurt, because that's not smart.
Use an awesome limit break for the first time.
Take a break and have something to eat outside of battle.
Take 10,000 steps. Fun.
Absorb some elemental damage.
Save up 1,000,000 chocolate coins.
Find a new special skill. You can find them in chests or get them from quests.
Learn the first of many new skills.
Completely obliterate a feeble enemy. The cute ones deserve it.
Destroy the economy by buying rare food.
Steal some underwear. Perverts pay good money for stuff like this.
Eat a stat-boosting snack and boost your stats permanently. Protip: Don't give them all to one character.
Please don't leave 100,000 comments about this again. Seriously, you freaks.
Power up a set of factory doors, and open the next area.
Get turned into a slime. Some people have a fetish for that sort of thing.
Clear away a player's rotting corpse.
Drink a whole bottle of Chilli Sauce, and eat the actual bottle too.
Find an unscannable secret foe.
Cut down a dangerous path-blocking bush. Don't worry, they don't have feelings.
Light a torch with your candle. Fire magic doesn't work for some reason.
Smash a nice boulder. You could even find some diamond inside.
Bridge a gap, with the power of ladders.
Shock a wet foe with a thunder attack (or ice, if you prefer).
Freeze a foe, and then hit them again for massive damage.
Deal 300,000 damage with a single hit.
Deal 30,000 damage with a single hit.
Completely buy-out an equipment shop.
Kill a foe with an instant-death attack.
Defeat 1,000 foes in total, and become a serious threat to the ecosystem.
Survive death: Be killed, but do not die.
Summon the most powerful creature to obliterate your enemies.
Reach level 10. That's a good start, but there's still a long way to go.
Reach level 20. Getting well into the game now.
Reach level 30. Should be strong enough to take on the final boss. Almost.
Reach level 40. Well, if you don't have anything better to do, you might as well go even further.
Defeat 100 foes in total, and develop a taste for their flesh.
Complete 10 quests for NPCs. They can't do anything by themselves.
Complete 20 quests for NPCs. Saving the world can wait.
Complete 30 quests for NPCs. They own you now.
Survive a powerful attack with 1HP.
Scan a foe and begin filling in the bestiary.
Enter the Temple of Godcat for the first time.
Fully upgrade any item of equipment.
Enter the Crystal Caverns for the first time.
Defeat Praetorian on Epic difficulty.
Defeat Rafflesia on Epic difficulty.
Enter Graybone Graveyard for the first time.
Discover 30 secrets. There's actually way more than that though.
Defeat the glitch on any difficulty.
Find the hidden ruins in the jungle.
Defeat Mighty Oak on Epic difficulty.
Enter Lankyroot Jungle for the first time.
Enter the Waste Disposal Plant for the first time.
Defeat Crystal Golem on Epic difficulty.
Find all the Slime Cats, and rule the world map.
Find all of your missing party members.
Deal 3,000,000 damage with a single hit. That's a lot!
Unlock all summon creatures.
Collect 145 pieces of equipment.
Collect 280 treasure chests. There's more, but getting all of them could be frustrating.
Scan all foes and complete the bestiary.
Defeat Godcat on Epic difficulty.
Beat the game and save the world.
Medals Earned: 4/7 (130/340 points)
ROFL ROFL ROFL
Break out the legal way.
Break out the badass way.
Break out the Sneaky Way
...or do you?
Find all 18 FAILs.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 2/8 (10/85 points)
Die for the first time
Kill your first child
Use arrow for first time
Use portal for first time
Finish the first 5 levels
Finish the first 10 levels
Finish all 15 levels
Beat the minimum in all levels
Medals Earned: 4/13 (145/460 points)
Kill bird at least once
Reach Springfield
Complete the Game!
Shoot Jebediah Springfield's head off
Shoot Otto's Earphones
Get a 3 hit combo on todd's body
Shoot Fat Tony's cup
Shoot Maud's ghost 5 times in a row
Convert all the Heathens on the Bonus Level
Kill everyone in springfield
Kill each member of the Flanders super fast!
Complete the game 3 times in one session!
Medals Earned: 5/18 (55/500 points)
Make Gretel walk for the first time.
Obtain the slingshot
Get Spider Death
Get the clock
Kill Hansel
Shoot mom in the face
Get Bee Death
Get Dad Carriage Death
Take 200 shots with the slingshot
Get Axe Death
Get Rabbit Death
Get Crow Death
Trap the squirrel
Get Fire Death
Solve clock puzzle
Get all 10 stones
Drop all ten stones
Get all 10 deaths
Medals Earned: 1/1 (25/25 points)
